I’m already glad I reserved the right to create a third rule. I knew that rules always came in threes, and that by only having two rules I was breaking some sacred law of the God of Rules. My third rule is this:
The Third Rule: Listening to a book on CD or tape does NOT count as reading a book.
Listening to a book on tape is like watching a cd on video, it doesn’t make any sense (never mind MTV). I know there are plenty of people that swear by books on tape, but these aren’t people worth knowing. Would the God of Rules permit listening to a book on tape? No way, because that would be breaking the third rule.